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Parental Christmas Funny Candle lemonade Versatility: Lightweight enough for MissouriTHE ULTIMATE REALITY CHECK: Celebrate the holiday grind with a label that doesn't sugarcoat a thing. Featuring hilarious scent notes of Three Missing Screws, Vague Diagrams, And Cussing At 2 AM, this candle is the perfect edgy gift for the friend who handles late night toy assembly with a sense of humor and a lot of grit. 100 HOURS OF THE DAILY STRUGGLE: Life is a marathon, and so is this candle. Our massive 16oz mason jar candles (Net Wt 13. 5 oz)